Employee of the Month
Sounds weird, but it happens. These ice-gremlins are also known as hail in modern English vernacular.
Well, back to the original question… what would you do?...
Call Mr. Hail… Mr. Chris Hales…. I know, Chris’ last name isn’t spelled like hail, but it sounds like it, and that’s why it works.
Chris is the employee of the month because the guy made a lot of people happy. Your fellow neighbor has commercial grader roofing for the best price in the industry.
Chris sold a lot of roofs, lots of homes have gone up in value and people are happy... and.. well... do yourself a favor and call us: 602-500-0652. Tell the receptionist "I need Chris Hales to inspect my roof".